Look man, there is no way to put this delicately so I'd just like to say... please stop raping fat chicks. You are the quarterback of one of the most historically great sports franchises and a part of a proud tradition at the Pittsburgh Steelers. But it would seem like that doesn't mean shit to you. You have already given yourself a concussion crashing your motorcycle, been accused of sexual assault in two consecutive years, and put on about 296 lbs since you have become starting QB. Yes I know you have won 2 Super Bowls for the Steelers and us fans appreciate your role in those, well the second one at least, you did jack against Seattle. But stop trying to act like a superstar and getting yourself into these fucked up situations.
I know you like to think you're like Tom Brady, a superstar quarterback entitled to a virtual potpourri of pussy, but you aren't. Just cuz you won a couple rings doesn't mean that every ugly girl you meet at a bar will bang you. I don't know if you did what these girls said you did to them, but you still are responsible for getting into these fucked up situations. And you could at least hit on good looking girls. Have some god damn dignity.
And Jesus Christ, can you fit some kind of offseason workout into your fucking offseason workout? I don't get how you're managing to get fatter and fatter every year. You're a god damn disgrace. I'd believe you for a professional eater not a damn professional football player.
Although you have won many games with the Steelers and added a couple rings to the franchise's history, I think you can kindly fuck off. You have brought enough bad publicity to the team and city. Now there is a chance the Steelers will draft Tim Tebow as a spiritual advisor for you. Oy vey. Just please take your job seriously and lay off the cheeseburgers.
Sincerely,
RA
"Can you fit some kind of offseason workout into your fucking offseason workout?" Haha
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