Thursday, March 11, 2010

Corey Haim: Another victim of the 1980's

I've only seen two movies that Corey Haim was in (Lost Boys, License to Drive), but I know he was part of a long list of young actors with fucked up problems in the 80's.  Pretty sure him and Corey Feldman used to lots of coke off hookers' elbows.  They probably hung out with that Asian kid from Sixteen Candles and took ecstasy.  If an Asian guy gives you a pill you take it.  Not to say actors of the 90's and the O's didn't do drugs, but all those 80's kids were into drugs and assaulting hookers.  The Corey's, Emilio Estevez, Charlie Sheen, Judd Nelson, Anthony Michael Hall, Molly Ringwald... The acid must have just been excellent back in those days.  I mean those people have more street cred than any of these rapper clowns these days.  Judd Nelson will shank you if you look at him the wrong way.

Anyway although you haven't been relevant since around the time I was born, RIP Corey Haim.  Tell Dana Plato I said what's up.  

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