Mullet Mania

Back in the late 80's and early 90's, it was hard not to be a fan of the WWF.  It was wrassling at its finest, with larger than life characters (the majority hopped up on cocaine and steroids), unbeknownst racial undertones (Ted Dibiase had a black servant/slave Virgil), and all kinds of piledrivers and shit.  That shit was epic to a kid.  Looking back now, you notice how many of these dudes had outrageous mullets.  So the question I'll pose...Who had the best mullet in wrrassslingg?

Jake "The Snake" Roberts- This friggin guy had one scrubby hair do.  What do you expect from a guy that brings a python to the ring, and would dump it on his opponents after giving them a DDT.  Shit, not sure what DDT even stands for.

"Ravishing" Rick Rude- the man was in a word "rude".  When in Pittsburgh, he would always call the crowd a bunch of Pittsburgh piss ants.  Dude had a helluva mullet tho.  Later in his career made a bitch move and cut his hair short.  Ha! Who's rude now?  Hmm turns out he's dead.  Whoops.

British Bulldog Dog- He was ultimately done in by drugs and steroids like a shitload of other wrasslers, but you still can't deny what he brought to the table...a braided mullet.  That motherfucker had braids long before that bitch Moesha was ever around.  Sidenote: Moesha not done in by drugs yet.

Mr. Perfect- There is no other way to describe this mullet, but as the "perfect mullet".

  The Undertaker- So I guess there has been a couple different dudes to portray The Undertaker, but I'm talking about the original.  If you went to a haircut place and asked for a mullet, I think they would give you one of these.  It's quite the technically sound mullet.  I wonder if like in Kentucky or one of those red states you can go to the local barber and ask for an "Undertaker" or say I'm going for a Jake the Snake look, and they'll hook you up.

So those are your choices... choose wisely cuz most of these guys are dead and will be remembered for wearing tights, mullets, and severe drug problems.  You don't want that on your conscience.