Monday, April 5, 2010

Tiebreaker

So Douchebag of the Month had a split vote between Ben Roethlisberger and guy in white truck.  Seemed like most people who voted for guy in white truck were voting that way because everyone has had encounters with a douchebag driving a lifted white truck.  Its almost like they deserve a lifetime achievement award.  But it's an award primarily based on the actions or attention received for douchery within the month's span.  Therefore, for being a fat, sexually assaulting, drunken asshole pisstaker...I'm giving the award to Roethlisberger.  You got a problem with it get more people to vote next time.  Plus it is possible that Ben drives a white truck...fits the bill, the very fat bill.

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